Martha Stewart Would Absolutely Flog Me
I was well on my way to an A+ for my work in the kitchen this afternoon/evening. Wouldn't you know it: I botched the ending. Frak. I had been on a roll with getting Baby Duck to eat like a champ when I made roast chicken, so that was tonight's entrée. I had planned ahead and procured all the necessary ingredients (I like to make mine with parsley, onion and lemon in the bird) in a timely fashion. I had even averted disaster when I realized that although I had run out of extra virgin olive oil (a kitchen staple in my house as well as my preferred coating for the chicken skin), I could branch out and use butter just this once. No problem. I even decided to go with some homemade mashed potatoes and make gravy from the chicken drippings.
The chicken: moist and delicious. The peas: were peas. If you love them as I do, they were delectable. If you're my aunt Kathy, you would have requested a chain mail tunic and a battle axe to keep them from inflicting any harm. The mashed potatoes: smooth and creamy, with just enough butter. The gravy: well, that's where it fell apart.
The gravy had really nice flavor and wonderful potential. I should be proud of my effort. But I am not. I have become a pretty decent cook over the years, and this was just an elementary mistake. I waited too long to start the gravy, so a reasonable amount of cornstarch was just not enough to thicken the gravy in time for the dinner bell. I faced a choice: Serve runny gravy with dinner or put a hold on mealtime until the gravy was ready. I showed that I would never make a respectable chef; my family was hungry. I went with the runny gravy.
I hate it when I get tripped up on some mundane detail. Like when Michael Bolton put a decimal point in the wrong place in Office Space. At least I don't have to pester a former crack addict for information on how to launder money after my error...
CL
The chicken: moist and delicious. The peas: were peas. If you love them as I do, they were delectable. If you're my aunt Kathy, you would have requested a chain mail tunic and a battle axe to keep them from inflicting any harm. The mashed potatoes: smooth and creamy, with just enough butter. The gravy: well, that's where it fell apart.
The gravy had really nice flavor and wonderful potential. I should be proud of my effort. But I am not. I have become a pretty decent cook over the years, and this was just an elementary mistake. I waited too long to start the gravy, so a reasonable amount of cornstarch was just not enough to thicken the gravy in time for the dinner bell. I faced a choice: Serve runny gravy with dinner or put a hold on mealtime until the gravy was ready. I showed that I would never make a respectable chef; my family was hungry. I went with the runny gravy.
I hate it when I get tripped up on some mundane detail. Like when Michael Bolton put a decimal point in the wrong place in Office Space. At least I don't have to pester a former crack addict for information on how to launder money after my error...
CL


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